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Stand by for the rain and the snow
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Cold days ahead
Spend longer in bed?
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Stand by for the rain and the snow
Well it is winter y'know
Cold days ahead
Spend longer in bed?
While the icy cold winds do blow.




Bert fancied a curry for tea
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Bert fancied a curry for tea
Flo said " Don't force that hot stuff on me"!
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Bert fancied a curry for tea
Flo said " Don't force that hot stuff on me"!
'You know I get wind'
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Bert fancied a curry for tea
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'You know I get wind'
So the curry she binned
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Bert fancied a curry for tea
Flo said " Don't force that hot stuff on me"!
'You know I get wind'
So the curry she binned
And made a cheese omelette with glee.


Bert, well he wasn't best pleased
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Bert, well he wasn't best pleased
But a new idea he then seized
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Bert, well he wasn't best pleased
But a new idea he then seized
'I'll hide in the shed'
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Bert, well he wasn't best pleased
But a new idea he then seized
'I'll hide in the shed'
Or take my curry to bed
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert well he wasn't best pleased
But a new idea he then seized
"I'll hide in the shed"
Or take my curry to bed
Cos my Flo just hates to be teased.

Poor Flo said " I know what i'll do
 
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