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10-01-2020, 11:51 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

One beautiful moonlit night
I felt something wasn't quite right
So I checked my front door
And right there on the floor

(Ditto re the drama, Mups, but will tune in next week)
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11-01-2020, 04:15 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

One beautiful moonlit night
I felt something wasn't quite right
So I checked my front door
And right there on the floor
Was an odd looking little green Sprite!


He pressed his nose, and turned red
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He pressed his nose, and turned red
At which point I turned and fled
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11-01-2020, 04:45 PM
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He pressed his nose, and turned red
At which point I turned and fled
But after me he chased
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11-01-2020, 05:25 PM
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He pressed his nose, and turned red
At which point I turned and fled
But after me he chased
As I sped off in haste
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11-01-2020, 05:27 PM
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Oops! Too late EZ.
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by EZ Rider ->
He pressed his nose, and turned red
At which point I turned and fled
But after me he chased

whoops
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Too many Jim Beam today Mups.
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He pressed his nose, and turned red
At which point I turned and fled
But after me he chased
As I sped off in haste
And locked myself in the shed.
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11-01-2020, 05:34 PM
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He pressed his nose, and turned red
At which point I turned and fled
But after me he chased
As I sped off in haste
And locked myself in the shed.



I heard him rattle the door
 
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