25-10-2020, 05:41 PM
1802
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Primus1
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Went to a karaoke bar last night but they didn’t allow any songs from the 70s.....first I was afraid..oh I was petrified..
27-10-2020, 01:00 PM
1803
Re: Let's have a laugh
Don't wash your hair in the shower!I have always shampooed with Duve when in the shower. I recently read the blurb on the bottle it said, "For Extra Body"
Not much wonder I've been getting so fat!
I've switched to Finnish dishwater gel it says"Dissolves fat it is difficult to remove"
Just waiting for the new me!
27-10-2020, 01:55 PM
1804
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Arena
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Don't wash your hair in the shower!I have always shampooed with Duve when in the shower. I recently read the blurb on the bottle it said, "For Extra Body"
Not much wonder I've been getting so fat!
I've switched to Finnish dishwater gel it says"Dissolves fat it is difficult to remove"
Just waiting for the new me!
I shall apprise her of this concerning possibility of the cause of her putting on weight recently.
I should be grateful if you could update us with the outcome of your use of the Finish dishwasher product before I recommend that to my wife as an alternative.
27-10-2020, 05:06 PM
1805
Re: Let's have a laugh
Here's a number of puns to lighten your afternoon/morning/evening for you:Acupuncture is a jab well done
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
Practice safe eating - always use condiments
Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red
When two egotists meet, it's an i for an i
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away
Time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
Local area network in Australia - the LAN down under
Every calendar's days are numbered
A lot of money is tainted - taint yours and taint mine
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
He had a photographic memory that was never developed
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking
27-10-2020, 05:28 PM
1806
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Arena
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Don't wash your hair in the shower!I have always shampooed with Duve when in the shower. I recently read the blurb on the bottle it said, "For Extra Body"
Not much wonder I've been getting so fat!
I've switched to Finnish dishwater gel it says"Dissolves fat it is difficult to remove"
Just waiting for the new me!
27-10-2020, 05:30 PM
1807
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by percy vere
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here's a number of puns to lighten your afternoon/morning/evening for you:Acupuncture is a jab well done
dijon vu - the same mustard as before
practice safe eating - always use condiments
shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death
a man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy
a hangover is the wrath of grapes
dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play
does the name pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
reading while sunbathing makes you well red
when two egotists meet, it's an i for an i
a bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired
what's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away
time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
in democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes
she was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off
a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
if you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
with her marriage, she got a new name and a dress
the man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
you feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
local area network in australia - the lan down under
every calendar's days are numbered
a lot of money is tainted - taint yours and taint mine
a boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
he had a photographic memory that was never developed
a midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large
once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall
bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis
santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
those who jump off a bridge in paris are in seine
a man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking
27-10-2020, 08:36 PM
1810
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Percy Vere
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Here's a number of puns to lighten your afternoon/morning/evening for you:Acupuncture is a jab well done
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
Practice safe eating - always use condiments
Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red
When two egotists meet, it's an i for an i
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away
Time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
Local area network in Australia - the LAN down under
Every calendar's days are numbered
A lot of money is tainted - taint yours and taint mine
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
He had a photographic memory that was never developed
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking
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