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21-06-2019, 03:48 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

My leggings are chafing my legs
Serves me right for moving them kegs
The tap cut me thumb
And made it go numb
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21-06-2019, 04:07 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

My leggings are chafing my legs
Serves me right for moving them kegs
The tap cut me thumb
And made it go numb
And I broke a whole tray of eggs!



What are you having for tea?
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21-06-2019, 04:09 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

What are you having for tea?
A Casserole made from turk-ey
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21-06-2019, 07:55 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

What are you having for tea?
A Casserole made from turk-ey
Well you're not having mine
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21-06-2019, 08:01 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

What are you having for tea?
A Casserole made from turk-ey
Well you're not having mine
Got my own! That’s fine
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21-06-2019, 08:25 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

What are you having for tea?
A Casserole made from turk-ey
Well you're not having mine
Got my own! That’s fine
Well it's tikka masala for me
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21-06-2019, 08:25 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While watching some crap on TV
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21-06-2019, 08:43 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While watching some crap on TV
I desperately needed a wee
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22-06-2019, 12:18 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While watching some crap on TV
I desperately needed a wee
But I tripped over the mat
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22-06-2019, 12:54 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While watching some crap on TV
I desperately needed a wee
But I tripped over the mat
Then stood on the cat
 
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