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Limerick (Part 4)

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Right Now

Senior Member

upstate New York US

Joined: Jul 2018

Posts: 1,525

Right Now has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

22-06-2019, 04:01 AM

9821

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While watching some crap on TV
I desperately needed a wee
But I tripped over the mat
Then stood on the cat
My toilet trek took an eternity

While doing the wash my wife hinted that

Mups

Chatterbox

Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

Mups has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

22-06-2019, 09:23 AM

9822

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While doing the wash my wife hinted that
She liked the idea of another cat

Judd

Chatterbox

West Riding of Yorkshire

Joined: Oct 2015

Posts: 12,538

Judd has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

22-06-2019, 12:09 PM

9823

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While doing the wash my wife hinted that
She liked the idea of another cat
Hubby said "Sod that!"

Rhian

Chatterbox

North Wales

Joined: Dec 2015

Posts: 10,527

Rhian has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

22-06-2019, 12:26 PM

9824

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While doing the wash my wife hinted that
She liked the idea of another cat
Hubby said "Sod that!
You've got my head to pat"

Right Now

Senior Member

upstate New York US

Joined: Jul 2018

Posts: 1,525

22-06-2019, 01:27 PM

9825

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While doing the wash my wife hinted that
She liked the idea of another cat
Hubby said "Sod that!
You've got my head to pat"
Then left before antagonizing the spat

As he walked about he heard the talk

Tezza

Senior Member

Kent

Joined: Mar 2017

Posts: 179

Tezza has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

22-06-2019, 01:29 PM

9826

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While doing the wash my wife hinted that
She liked the idea of another cat
Hubby said "Sod that!
You've got my head to pat"
And the dog had a pee in his hat

My grass is to long, needs a mow

Rhian

Chatterbox

North Wales

Joined: Dec 2015

Posts: 10,527

22-06-2019, 01:36 PM

9827

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

My grass is too long, needs a mow
Said Tess to her neighbour, Big Bo

Mups

Chatterbox

Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

22-06-2019, 02:23 PM

9828

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

My grass is too long, needs a mow
Said Tess to her neighbour, Big Bo
So she went to the shed

Tezza

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Kent

Joined: Mar 2017

Posts: 179

22-06-2019, 07:24 PM

9829

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

My grass is too long, needs a mow
Said Tess to her neighbour, Big Bo
So she went to the shed
And Discovered a bed

Mups

Chatterbox

Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

22-06-2019, 07:46 PM

9830

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

My grass is too long, needs a mow
Said Tess to her neighbour, Big Bo
So she went to the shed
And Discovered a bed
And decided she'd go with the flow.

One beautiful moonlit night

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