Re: Where am I going wrong?
I always find the problem with the fridge wardrobe is if the food smells a bit then it can have a detrimental affect on the clothes. This could be the problem, no one likes the smell of 'off food'.
I'm wondering if the socks/shorts combo in the veg cooler is a good thing or not. Both can be 'scented' do you have enough room in the fridge to keep them apart?
I think the mint sauce is an excellent idea, have you considered that not everyone likes mint sauce? Perhaps try something different like Parma Violets which may be acceptable to some.
If you're using a good deoderant I don't see what the problem would be. Do you put it on every day on top of the previous days. Layering scent like this builds it up and you may find it works better that way. If you wash it off now and again how do you ecxpect it to work! (not meaning to be cheeky, just thought you might not know this).
You said that you practice polite conversation but haven't had a lot of practice. I'm wondering if perhaps your facial expression is the problem? A little tip - try practicing when you are out and about in places you can see your expression - for example shop windows, car, van, bus or train windows etc. And don't forget to smile!!
Other than that I can't think what the prblem is - maybe you're not choosing the right type of party??
Good luck.