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Excellent.
And somewhat reassuring.
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03-05-2019, 08:03 AM
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Man to Librarian
" Have you got that book about small penises?"

Librarian to man
" It's not in yet"

Man to Librarian
" Yeah , that's the one"
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My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'.

I said: May divorce be with you.
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My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist.

"What can I do for you?" He asked.

"Our son has got an imaginary friend," said my wife.

"There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop, and this is very common and nothing to worry about at all." Said the psychiatrist.

"We haven't got a son." I replied.
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist.

"What can I do for you?" He asked.

"Our son has got an imaginary friend," said my wife.

"There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop, and this is very common and nothing to worry about at all." Said the psychiatrist.

"We haven't got a son." I replied.
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I asked my girlfriend if she would sexually arouse me using her keyring but she keeps fobbing me off.
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Harrow everyone ��

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My car has a FILTHY mind! 😀

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No jokes for an hour, then five come along at once!
 
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