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25-10-2018, 06:25 PM
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Misreading, or Why I Should be Held Down and Forced to Wear Reading Glasses

Thread titles that I have read too quickly or too fuzzily of late :

I can only take her in small dresses (doses)

What’s wrong with this thong (thing)

Look at the feces (faces) of these scum

Scream (screen) saver

Plastic population (pollution)

Body hair revival (removal)

Doctors surprises (sugeries)

Men producing breast milk (unfortunately, I read that one right)


There are others , but you get the idea.
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25-10-2018, 06:28 PM
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Re: Misreading, or Why I Should be Held Down and Forced to Wear Reading Glasses

Aww Surferbabe, take your time. xxx
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25-10-2018, 06:28 PM
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Re: Misreading, or Why I Should be Held Down and Forced to Wear Reading Glasses

Originally Posted by Surfermom ->
Thread titles that I have read too quickly or too fuzzily of late :

I can only take her in small dresses (doses)

What’s wrong with this thong (thing)

Look at the feces (faces) of these scum

Scream (screen) saver

Plastic population (pollution)

Body hair revival (removal)

Doctors surprises (sugeries)

Men producing breast milk (unfortunately, I read that one right)


There are others , but you get the idea.
You missed one Surfermom, the one called JOHN......
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25-10-2018, 08:31 PM
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Re: Misreading, or Why I Should be Held Down and Forced to Wear Reading Glasses

How often do you clean out your guitars? (Gutters).
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25-10-2018, 09:07 PM
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Re: Misreading, or Why I Should be Held Down and Forced to Wear Reading Glasses

Originally Posted by Floydy ->
How often do you clean out your guitars? (Gutters).
LOL

You need readers too .
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25-10-2018, 10:17 PM
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Re: Misreading, or Why I Should be Held Down and Forced to Wear Reading Glasses

Surfermom, l cannot think of any at the moment but there have been a few thread titles that l have had to have a second look as l have misread one of the words..

Some thread titles even remind me of a song and l keep singing the song all day and every time l see the thread!
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25-10-2018, 11:36 PM
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Re: Misreading, or Why I Should be Held Down and Forced to Wear Reading Glasses

My misreads are usually quite risque as a result of my one track mind!
 



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