23-12-2017, 02:04 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
You know Guys, a long time ago, on my way home from a night out, I bumped into a young Lady in a distressed state, keen to ensure her safety, and, being the consummate gentleman, I offered her unconditional shelter for the night. When home she spent a good couple of hours telling me of her relationship break up, stressing how much she was still in love with the guy, well, after she calmed, I offered her my bed, and tucked up on the sofa.The next day, the bird had flown, without so much as a bye your leave, so I went to the bathroom to have my morning shave, I angled the shaving mirror and noticed the top of my right arm, which had been outside the quilt, had been coloured all the shades of the rainbow, then the though occurred, the lady was just looking for a shoulder to crayon.
23-12-2017, 02:15 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Shoulder to crayon? were you annoyed? I hope you didn’t marker.
Good gif Sweetie, I’d like a ride on that chair meself.
Well I’ve heard it all now, the daughter was telling me last night that they have some sort of draw in her workplace, there are so many working there that the draw pairs them up for the purpose of buying each other a present, I don’t know how it works but that’s not important.
Anyway she bought something for the girl she paired up with and do you know what the girl gave her? wait for it… a receipt for a 25 euro donation to Oxfam!!! the receipt wasn’t even in the daughters name! Now I mean to say in all earnestly, how could anyone be that tight? how would anyone have the nerve to give someone that kind of present, I was left speechless when she told me.
It’s not as if the girl was short of a few bob, they are very well paid civil servants.
23-12-2017, 03:01 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
This is a photo of my great Uncle Davy, he is proudly standing beside his barrel in his underwear, what was he so proud of? Did he go over Niagara Falls in that there barrel? not bloody likely, Davy had more sense than that. In the letter that came with the photo Davy said that barrels were made to hold beer and he had just finished the last dregs of the barrel, all 88 gallons! it had taken him 3 days, 9 hours, and 14 minutes to achieve this fantastic feat, a record that has not been beaten since, no wonder he’s so proud, good on ya Davy lad!
The letter also explains why he’s wearing underwear, to save time opening and closing his fly (no zips in those days) going to the toilet during his marathon binge he took off all his clothes, he wanted to pose nude beside the barrel but the photographer wouldn’t hear of it besides he hadn’t got a lens big enough to ‘Get him all in’ so they settled for underwear.
God I’m so proud of him!
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