20-05-2015, 08:17 PM
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We have the nude glamourous grannies contest once a year, that’s very popular, but carries a 'Some scenes may upset the viewer' tag. Then the bald mens ball in the Autumn, where the lights are dimmed, not so much for romance as to stop them clashing with the shiny heads. Then there are the RG sessions, that stands for Rheumatic Grunting, the winner with the deepest grunt gets a certificate and a large tube of Deep Heat.
20-05-2015, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Jem
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We have the nude glamourous grannies contest once a year, that’s very popular, but carries a 'Some scenes may upset the viewer' tag. Then the bald mens ball in the Autumn, where the lights are dimmed, not so much for romance as to stop them clashing with the shiny heads. Then there are the RG sessions, that stands for Rheumatic Grunting, the winner with the deepest grunt gets a certificate and a large tube of Deep Heat.
How could I ever forget that one Alan, shame on me!
20-05-2015, 11:47 PM
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Funny, because I can remember the pulse-racing Annual Knobbly Knees contest, it was just after the 'Pert Posteriors Competition' got banned if I remember rightly, but I get befuddled after that. I put it all down to 'my incident'.I was quite alright until I squirted my leg wax crème in my son's coffee instead of the squirty cream. I still would have coped if it hadn't have been for the lovely young paramedic they sent to stop the vomiting.
I've been all of a dither ever since.
21-05-2015, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire
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Who won the prize for visiting the most Care Homes in 24 hours?
Well, you know what my memory's like - whoever you are - but wasn't it the same person who won the zimmer race in 2013?
21-05-2015, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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Well, you know what my memory's like - whoever you are - but wasn't it the same person who won the zimmer race in 2013?
21-05-2015, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Jem
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No that’s not the same fella Mups, the chap that won had the user name ‘The Grey Panther’ he had me on ignore for months because I said it was a very appropriate name, he was grey and he panted a lot, sure I was only joking him.
21-05-2015, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Myra
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Jem, wasn't he the 90 year old who called himself The Grey Panther because he'd done his own version of 50 Shades of Grey just before the film was released? If I remember rightly he took a right strop when they didn't accept him for the film's audition
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