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10-12-2020, 07:16 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
I see you men have succeeded in yet another day of under-achievement and piffle, while I have been working my fingers to the bone for others.

I am now exhausted, my back aches, I am cold, hungry, and tired, yet still have more jobs to do. So the least you lot could do is cook me something nice, make a pot of tea, give me poor old bag a rub, and play me some relaxation music.
Oh yes - and be quiet!
Which one? Tabbs, or Morty?
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10-12-2020, 07:38 PM
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are we feeling sorry for someone, life's a grind innit
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10-12-2020, 08:45 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Which one? Tabbs, or Morty?


Oh bugger, it's this tablet. I meant give my BACK a rub, as you well know. Wretched, pesky man.
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10-12-2020, 08:52 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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are we feeling sorry for someone, life's a grind innit


Might have known I wouldn't get any sympathy from any of you heartless lot.

Looks like I will just have to get me own tea, and feed the dogs, and do a hot water bottle for my poor old back instead of having a nice relaxing massage, then. Sigh . . . . . .
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10-12-2020, 09:59 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Might have known I wouldn't get any sympathy from any of you heartless lot.

Looks like I will just have to get me own tea, and feed the dogs, and do a hot water bottle for my poor old back instead of having a nice relaxing massage, then. Sigh . . . . . .
Treat yourself to a nice cup of cocoa and have an early night. It'll do us, er, you a power of good.
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10-12-2020, 10:44 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Treat yourself to a nice cup of cocoa and have an early night. It'll do us, er, you a power of good.


Heartless wretch.
I have noted your comments in my big black book (it used to be my little black book), and you will suffer for your heartless nonchalance when the time is right . . . . . Like if you get Man Flu.

In the meantime, I will go and make myself a nice hot drink and talk to Gertie - I get more sense out of her.
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10-12-2020, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Which one? Tabbs, or Morty?
well spotted sir. Not just predictive but intelligent predictive text.
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10-12-2020, 10:57 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Heartless wretch.
I have noted your comments in my big black book (it used to be my little black book), and you will suffer for your heartless nonchalance when the time is right . . . . . Like if you get Man Flu.

In the meantime, I will go and make myself a nice hot drink and talk to Gertie - I get more sense out of her.
So do we.
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10-12-2020, 11:44 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Oh bugger, it's this tablet. I meant give my BACK a rub, as you well know. Wretched, pesky man.
Are you struggling with plain English.
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Are you struggling with plain English.
It's not her first language..... gibberish is.
 



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