14-08-2020, 12:12 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Spitty, I keep telling ya, go and get on with your flippin' garden path instead of encouraging Dongle to loaf about in here. Better still, he seems to have nothing to do, so I have just nominated him to come and help you.
(We can get rid of both of 'em in one go then, ladies).
14-08-2020, 01:30 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Even more disgusting behaviour!I am just glad you don't celebrate a birthday every week if you get so abominably out of control.
See this is the trouble with the male of the species, one drink, and your thoughts turn to muck and/or depravity - often both.
You would never see us ladies behave in this manner.
Oh dear . . . I just got whiff of the Yorkshireman lurking nearby again. . . beware girls . . hide our best coffee, just leave the instant out . .
14-08-2020, 02:25 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Time for my daily exercise regimen...1 - grab Mups by the scruff of the neck
2 - open door
3 - hurl the aforesaid Mups out into the street
4 - close door and return to comfy chair while rubbing hands together on a job well done.
5 - repeat as necessary
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14-08-2020, 03:17 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
[QUOTE=Judd;1951851]Time for my daily exercise regimen...1 - grab Mups by the scruff of the neck
2 - open door
3 - hurl the aforesaid Mups out into the street
4 - close door and return to comfy chair while rubbing hands together on a job well done.
5 - repeat as necessary
Sir. You are exceedingly cruel to me - your oldest and bestest ever friend in the whole wide world. (sob).
The times the other ladies have told me I am far too soft with you and your constant skulduggery.
Well you've done it now. This time I am going!
* (Fear not ladies, I have plans in hand to make the old git repent. He will live to regret his un-gallant words and mean ways very soon.
14-08-2020, 08:34 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Good to see that the scumbags of the allegedly female gender have disappeared. Emmerdale and Corrie must be the TV so a bit of respite, however brief.
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