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25-06-2019, 10:39 PM
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What a bloomin' racket!
I had to stick me fingers in me ears to shut all that bloomin' row out.

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Now listen you so-called men, I want you to sit down and pay attention as there are three rules you must read, digest, and recite to yourselves each morning, starting tomorrow.

1. Mere men will never, ever, shut us ladies up.

2. Weedy men will never beat the ladies by "attrition."

3. Feeble men must stop deluding themselves about winning LTP.


OK? Got that?
The new rules will also be written on the Notice Board by our front door.

With that, I bid you a good night.

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26-06-2019, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->

What a bloomin' racket!
I had to stick me fingers in me ears to shut all that bloomin' row out.

*

Now listen you so-called men, I want you to sit down and pay attention as there are three rules you must read, digest, and recite to yourselves each morning, starting tomorrow.

1. Mere men will never, ever, shut us ladies up.

2. Weedy men will never beat the ladies by "attrition."

3. Feeble men must stop deluding themselves about winning LTP.


OK? Got that?
The new rules will also be written on the Notice Board by our front door.

With that, I bid you a good night.

Well said Mups!
I knew you would never throw in the towel.... well not unless it had been sprayed with sedative to shut them up for a while!
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26-06-2019, 06:02 AM
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Hi

The plan is not working yet is it ladies?
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26-06-2019, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

The plan is not working yet is it ladies?
It was a foregone conclusion that the ladies would win, so we put less effort in these days. There is no fun in beating losers!
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26-06-2019, 08:38 AM
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You wimmin should join the Cameroon 'Ladies' football team, they play dirty as well.

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You wimmin should join the Cameroon 'Ladies' football team, they play dirty as well.

Think you’re peeing in the wind there L/D. football requires a certain amount of skill and logical thinking. ❓😇
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26-06-2019, 10:34 AM
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Didn't you pests recite the new rules before you came in this morning?

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26-06-2019, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Didn't you pests recite the new rules before you came in this morning?

Rules ‼️ I always thought rules were made to be broken, if nobody breaks the rules there would be no need for rules putting the rule makers out of a job.👍 😇
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26-06-2019, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Tezza ->
Rules ‼️ I always thought rules were made to be broken, if nobody breaks the rules there would be no need for rules putting the rule makers out of a job.👍 😇


NO. Not OUR rules, Tezza.
You must be getting us ladies mixed up with some weaker characters you may associate with.


I must say, what a nice relatively peaceful day it is here.
I can only assume those other awful, trouble-making males are still trying to read our new notice board outside.

I will even have time to make meself a cuppa and enjoy a short rest in peace. Bliss.

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Early finish - fasten those purses cos nowt else is going in 'em today.
 

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