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Don't think that fart will keep the Blighters out LD, remember that they overindulged on the sprouts over the Xmas break to inure themselves to odorous attacks. Much better to use the tried and tested methods. Viz:
Probably right Judd. Still, I hear the Chinese have landed on the moon.