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20-09-2018, 07:10 PM
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Some girls get kittens or cuddly toys
I got a giraffe cos I'm one of the boys
It is almost as tall as me, I can say
It gets in the way, so sits in my bay
I guess you think I am telling a fib
To have a giraffe, cos they're ever so big
The next post I make, you will be amazed
When it got delivered, I wasn't fazed
The neighbour's dog just barks out it now
She most likely thinks it's an odd looking cow
So get ready to see my lovely giraffe
I am posting it next, and don't you dare laugh
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20-09-2018, 07:50 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

At infant school I learned nothing at all
I was in love with m teacher Miss blake
While others kicked round a boring old ball
I went out and bought in for her a nice cake

At junior school I played the fool
Cos it help me avoid school yard scrapes
I wouldn’t say that I learned nothing at all
I spent my time planning an escape


At Upper school someone had what I wanted
A beard and moustache, what more could I ask
Muscles , broad chest, hairy legs
But don’t think this a bromance
She had knickers not pants
And her name was Hermione Atherley.
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20-09-2018, 09:41 PM
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Anyone in favour of a scribbles "Stress Test"?
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Anyone in favour of a scribbles "Stress Test"?
Why not Spitty, I won’t be much use to you as I gave up stress completely when I hit 70, now the sky could fall in and I wouldn’t turn a hair.
Does a stress massage come with the test? I’d have to opt out of that, the thoughts of somebody rubbing greasy oil into my skin does not appeal to me, all sticky and wet, I ain’t no gear box.
Got any baby powder?
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20-09-2018, 10:02 PM
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Beautiful stuff Sweetie and RJ, little gems strung together like South Sea Pearls.

More Giraffes.

I had a Giraffe who had a long hard neck
He was a bit wild and didn’t give a feck
I entered him in a Steeplechase race
Hoping my name as a trainer, he wouldn’t disgrace.

He had Oats for his breakfast and finished the bag
So he ran very well and jumped like a Stag
Over the last he was joined by a grey Mare
My heart beat fast and I got quite a scare.

On the run in they were head to head
As they neared the post the grey mare led
But my fella stuck out his Gregory Peck
It was all over, the Giraffe won by a neck.
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20-09-2018, 10:55 PM
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Oh well we all try.
Not much left in me tonight.
I can feel them coming. X
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20-09-2018, 10:57 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

wots this a word feste?
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20-09-2018, 10:59 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
Oh well we all try.
Not much left in me tonight.
I can feel them coming. X

Organic comes to mind.
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Originally Posted by gumbud ->
wots this a word feste?
Beer or rather wine fest tomorrow.

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Organic comes to mind.
I'm not ready for the compost heap yet.
I think.
 

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