The relatives ghosts.

This far eastern man hails the taxi.
He said to the driver we are going to a funeral and you will be following the cars in front. The people come out of the house and get into the cars in front.
The man who hired the cab said you will be taking the relatives ghosts. " how many asked the cabbie"? 7 said the man. So with the man that made 8 in the cab.
Arriving at the cemetery, the man asks "how much"? The cabby tells the man that with the 7 ghosts at will be £40.
"What" the man says, "you are charging me extra for the ghosts"? "That's right" said the cabbie.
So an argument breaks out with raised voices. Along comes PC plod. "Elo elo whats going on here"? Asks PC plod.
It is explained about the relatives ghostsand how the cabbie was charging for them.
PC plod turns to the cabbie and asks "how many ghosts were there"? "7" the cabbie answers. "Right" said PC plod. " I am doing you for overloading, you are only allowed to carry 5".