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11-06-2018, 05:28 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Originally Posted by EZ Rider ->
One day while pulling up weeds
I thought "I really must attend to my needs!"
So i poured a cold beer
And peed like a weir..........

There was a mathematician named Hall
Who had a hexahedronical ball
The cube of its weight
Twice his pecker plus eight
Was four fifths of five eights of naff all.
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11-06-2018, 06:22 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)


I'm still trying to figure out what's happened here?

Besoeker, if you look back you will see each person writes one line, until there are 5 lines in all.
Then whoever writes the last line, starts the first line of the new limerick.

Are you going to start a new one now, then we can follow on?
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11-06-2018, 09:05 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Hope it's OK if I start one then?

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Judd went to a party one night
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11-06-2018, 09:07 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Judd went to a party one night
To everyone's delight
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11-06-2018, 09:22 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Judd went to a party one night
To everyone's delight
He got out his pecs
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11-06-2018, 09:24 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Judd went to a party one night
To everyone's delight
He got out his pecs
But Nellie needed her specs
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11-06-2018, 09:32 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

[psst! start the new one,Mups...]
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11-06-2018, 09:40 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Originally Posted by Pug ->
[psst! start the new one,Mups...]


Do keep up Pugs! We've done all that!
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11-06-2018, 09:41 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Ah...er...ignore me...it's these new shoes-they don't have wifi...
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11-06-2018, 09:44 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

these shoes, they don't have wifi
I think the Pug has got high

hehe, sorry couldn't resist, back to the limerick

Judd went to a party one night
To everyone's delight
He got out his pecs
But Nellie needed her specs
She said "oh my what a sight"

Her eyes had popped out her head
 
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