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Lol. Surprised to see this thread still here. I thought that it was one of the threads that caused all the fuss and bother which is why I retaliated like I did. Probably not wrong either but it has flown under the mod radar - for now anyways .

Originally Posted by Twizard
Test #1 (control) no bran
Test #2 bran
Test #3 bran + liquid paraffin
Test #4 bran + liquid paraffin + prunes
Test #5 bran + liquid paraffin + prunes + glycerin suppository
Clothing required for all tests: jogging bottoms with elasticated bottoms
Equipment: stop watch + garden hose + blanket
Off you go then!
I tend to think that I wouldn't get past test 3 never mind 5 as thought by Aerolor. Probably either end up in hospital or get burnt to death. I mean running causes friction and paraffin - well they don't go together very well .

Originally Posted by Aerolor
OH my Twizzard !!!! - I think you must be some sort of a sadist - what's betting he never get to No5 - I think it would be interesting to observe and take notes though. Just let me get a safe enough distance from any "fallout" and out of his way before he goes beyond the point of no return.
Good idea to volunteer to keep an eye on things. You better be armed with more than a notepad though. Fire extinguisher could well come in handy .
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04-06-2013, 09:54 PM
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I'll stop torturing you now Mike!
Yes! I think I may be a bit on the sadistic side! Probably because I can't run.....
But, can you knit?
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04-06-2013, 10:01 PM
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You are not suggesting I take up knitting whilst running are you .

Hey and who is 'Mike' too? Me name is Mark .
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05-06-2013, 02:27 AM
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oh this is getting very funny much better than MD with his oral sex - keep it going guys - I've got an old fire engine that I could bring along from a safe distance. I think glycerine suppositories is going a bit far - trying to insert one of those on the run is near nigh impossible and I think would be ejected before it did its job at the speed of a supersonic bullet!
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Well, I hope it doesn't break any windows or hit me in the eye while I'm on observation duty. I don't wan't to end up in A & E and have to explain what happened.
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Originally Posted by mindbender ->
oh this is getting very funny much better than MD with his oral sex - keep it going guys - I've got an old fire engine that I could bring along from a safe distance. I think glycerine suppositories is going a bit far - trying to insert one of those on the run is near nigh impossible and I think would be ejected before it did its job at the speed of a supersonic bullet!

Aaahhhh - there speaks the voice of experience
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05-06-2013, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Aerolor ->
Well, I hope it doesn't break any windows or hit me in the eye while I'm on observation duty. I don't wan't to end up in A & E and have to explain what happened.
Lol. I think reinforced diapers might well be called for here. Not so sure Twizard meant them to be inserted whilst running? Not even sure it would be possible unless the reinforced diapers were altered in some way. Will give this some thought and knock up a few reinforced diaper design prototypes.
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05-06-2013, 09:29 AM
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I'm not surprised you feel lighter MK, that's an awful lot of rubbish transferred from yer brain to the post
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Originally Posted by maggis ->
I'm not surprised you feel lighter MK, that's an awful lot of rubbish transferred from yer brain to the post
You are right there. Trouble is there is lot more where that lot came from .
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Sorry MARK, I, think crochet would be safer, whilst running! MK looks like it's short for Mike in my addled brain! You look like a Mike anyway......
 
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