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30-06-2020, 08:12 AM
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The Air Ambulance came to look at Gert's eye
"MY word" she thought - "what a handsome guy"
But the guy was actually a girl
With earings of pearl
" But what the hell, I'll give it a try"



"Hey there gorgeous, fancy a date"
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"Hey there gorgeous, fancy a date"
Yes but Mum won't allow me to stay out too late
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30-06-2020, 11:30 AM
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"Hey there gorgeous, fancy a date"
Yes but Mum won't allow me to stay out too late
"I'll have you home by ten"
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30-06-2020, 12:36 PM
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"Hey there gorgeous, fancy a date"
Yes but Mum won't allow me to stay out too late
"I'll have you home by ten"
"So what will we do then?"
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30-06-2020, 03:38 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

" Hey there gorgeous, fancy a date?"
Yes but Mum won't allow me to stay out too late
"I'll have you home by ten"
"So what will we do then?"

" Howz about we just....mate?"
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Whilst waiting in Sainsbury's queue
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01-07-2020, 12:34 AM
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Whilst waiting in Sainsbury's queue
I saw a young girl sniffing glue
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01-07-2020, 08:24 AM
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Whilst waiting in Sainsbury's queue
I saw a young girl sniffing glue
It had a nice smell
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01-07-2020, 08:37 AM
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Whilst waiting in Sainsbury's queue
I saw a young girl sniffing glue
It had a nice smell
And she was happy, you could tell
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01-07-2020, 10:52 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Whilst waiting in Sainsbury's queue
I saw a young girl sniffing glue
It had a nice smell
And she was happy, you could tell
And I'm sure her morning just flew.




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