16-10-2018, 09:10 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Now from bums to tits, the winged kind that is, no smut here.
I chanced me arm at the bird watching once, didn’t work out though.
The lighter green speckled Tit.
I was sitting on a rock in a field, ears cocked and eyes peeled
Couldn’t open me mouth, the lighter green speckled Tit was about
My only company was a sulking Cow, dejected after having a row
And creamy stuff dripped from it’s mouth, like the froth on a pint of stout.
I’d been there for quite a while when I broke into a rewarding smile
There it was perched on the Cow’s bottom, at last I caught him
Out with the camera and a sharp click, you have to be quick
At last it’s in the can, nice one old man.
I dashed home to show the wife, the idol of me life
“Nearly time for tea?” She was glad to see me.
“You look excited, what is it? did you snap the Tit?
“Yes, but I had to be quick, it was fast and slick”
I opened the camera to take out the film roll, but it dropped into a half filled bowl
Water covered it complete, disaster, utter defeat
I opened it up though all wet and soggy, the film was all blurred and foggy
I couldn’t make out a thing, except for what looked like a spot of green speckled wing.