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What do you call a scouser in a suit ?
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The oldest I can think is The Accused
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Correct !
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What do they call a female Scouser in a White Tracksuit?
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The bride ?
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Got it in one Muddy
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I woke up in hospital this morning after an operation. The surgeon had removed part of my brain. I've half a mind to ccomplain.
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My wife and I were at the marriage Guidance last week. The Councillor said to me "What is your wife's favourite Flower?". I said "I know that one, it's Self Raising isn't it?". I leave hospital tomorrow.
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I met a fat girl last night,she leaned across and said " Hello I'm Anita". I looked at her huge stomach and said " You certainly are"
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the prostitute in hospital for an appendix removal operation. before she went under the knife she asked the surgeon to leave the incision open. Wen asked why, she said then i can have a bit on the side
 
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