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30-01-2020, 07:40 PM
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I'm going to sell all my John Lennon memorabilia on Ebay...imagine all the PayPal
Clever play on words JUdd!!
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A young bachelor's lament:

"My maiden aunts would poke me in the ribs at weddings and say, 'You're next!'.

They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals."
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30-01-2020, 07:49 PM
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An Egyptian fella just pulled up in a van & beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out of the window. Bloody toot and car moon.
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30-01-2020, 09:05 PM
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Anyone old enough to get this?
(Oh those are the NEW diskettes, I started on 5.25" floppies!)

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hilarious!!
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Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day, they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me..!"

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge.

"Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".

Charles yelled back: "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"

"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"

At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen...,

"That's my boy! He served in the Navy: once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral!"...!!!
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31-01-2020, 06:11 PM
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Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day, they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me..!"

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge.

"Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".

Charles yelled back: "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"

"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"

At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen...,

"That's my boy! He served in the Navy: once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral!"...!!!


Brilliant! Yes I remember hearing that one, but thanks for reminding me as I had quite forgotten.
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31-01-2020, 11:01 PM
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My friend Robbie shocked and hurt me. He told me today that I make people very uncomfortable and have no respect for personal space. I mean, what a thing to say to a friend? It totally ruined our bath
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Very Clever!!!!
 
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