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Loved that one!
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Self test for Covid-19

Pour a measure of whisky, gin or rum into a glass, then see if you can smell it. If you can, then drink it and if you can taste it, it's reasonable to assume that you are currently free of the virus.

I tested myself nine times last night and was virus-free each time, thank goodness. I shall test myself again today because I have developed a headache, which can also be a symptom.
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A little something to drive you crazy!!

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There were 3 gnu's in the same house and died when it caught fire. So that is the end of the Gnu's now for the weather forcast
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A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the knob to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before, but as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing! At this, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain!! She and her husband were ecstatic. All went well & they were released.


When they arrived home, the mailman was dead on their porch.
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A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the knob to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before, but as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing! At this, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain!! She and her husband were ecstatic. All went well & they were released.

When they arrived home, the mailman was dead on their porch.
Very good, but I wish the Americans would learn how to spell English words.
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My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!" I replied, "That's 15 love!"
 
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