25-07-2019, 11:36 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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I was only teasing, Richy. I do believe you're a female woman.
My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.
Like your joke too LOL
26-07-2019, 10:29 AM
743
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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Sorry wrong post -- previously posted here
I receive notifications of posts on current threads, so I had to have a look.
Now, post a rude joke or something!
26-07-2019, 04:42 PM
744
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by JBR
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Oh, Richmond! You've just wasted 30 seconds of my valuable time.I receive notifications of posts on current threads, so I had to have a look.
Now, post a rude joke or something!
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, “No”.
Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His mom replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
She replies, “No.”
Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?”
His mom replies, “Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school.”
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
His mom says “No.”
He asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His Mom replies, “Ok, do tell me what you think?”
He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”
26-07-2019, 04:57 PM
745
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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Will this do ?? Not sure if this has been posted previously though LOL!Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, “No”.
Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His mom replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
She replies, “No.”
Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?”
His mom replies, “Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school.”
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
His mom says “No.”
He asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His Mom replies, “Ok, do tell me what you think?”
He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”
26-07-2019, 08:19 PM
747
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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Will this do ?? Not sure if this has been posted previously though LOL!Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, “No”.
Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His mom replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
She replies, “No.”
Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?”
His mom replies, “Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school.”
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
His mom says “No.”
He asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His Mom replies, “Ok, do tell me what you think?”
He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”
27-07-2019, 10:17 AM
748
Re: Let's have a laugh
Nice video to say goodbye to Theresa May!https://youtu.be/m0f1xEnLM08
27-07-2019, 11:47 AM
750
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by effingpot
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Nice video to say goodbye to Theresa May!https://youtu.be/m0f1xEnLM08
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