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29-04-2018, 10:45 PM
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Ladies ... he's gone ... and I was just getting to grips with his teddy bear.

It's a rent-boy Mups .... we can rent him by the minute, or the second if he's having an off day.
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29-04-2018, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by ruthio ->
It's getting very warm in here!!


Well it's like this Ruthio . . . there we were - after having had tea with the Vicar this evening - innocently sitting here minding our own business and doing our knitting, and this young fellow burst in, proudly announcing what he'd been doing this evening!

Shameful behaviour. Poor Morti came over quite faint and it was only by a stroke of luck I had my smelling salts to hand, else I fear she would have fallen from her chair and dropped all her stitches!

It must be how were were bought up you see, genteel ladies are not used to such frivolity, especially on the day of rest. Tut tut . . .
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29-04-2018, 10:56 PM
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It's true Ruthio .... with no word of a lie.
And when I've finished my two doilys, a lovely matching set, I shall present them to Judd with two elastic bands to wear on his ...... ears ... to protect against wind chill or friction burns.
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29-04-2018, 11:00 PM
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Wow! I believe you both, as I know you're both good fine upstanding Christian souls who would never dream of telling naughty porkies...

Well...who would have thought it...
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29-04-2018, 11:02 PM
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Oh I say, it's all girls tonight.
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Good innit
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29-04-2018, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Morticia ->
Good innit
What have you girls done with Judd?
Actually don't answer that, l'm going to bed soon.
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29-04-2018, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
Oh I say, it's all girls tonight.


Well it is now, Sweetie, thank goodness.

We find it takes us a little longer to recover from such shocks
at our time of life, it really was most inconsiderate of the fellow.

I shall be having a word with his Mother.

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29-04-2018, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Well it is now, Sweetie, thank goodness.

We find it takes us a little longer to recover from such shocks
at our time of life, it really was most inconsiderate of the fellow.
I shall have to have a word with his Mother.

I does she keep him in line?
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29-04-2018, 11:17 PM
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I have also noticed our EZ has got rather cheeky since he has been In Lanzarote too - must be the sun. He is far quieter when he is at home.

Anyway, it appears we have done our job well this evening ladies, and they have now all gone to bed - peace at last.

Would you care to join me in a wee nightcap before I retire to my boudoir to don my wincyettes and bed sox?
 



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