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29-11-2019, 03:24 PM
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Is Black Friday a modern day scam
Yes, I hear it is often a sham
Shoppers get done
Which spoils all the fun
And the cars all end up in a jam

A shop in the town had a sale
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29-11-2019, 03:44 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A shop in the town had a sale
I went, but to no avail
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29-11-2019, 05:20 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A shop in the town had a sale
I went, but to no avail
I was after some pants
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29-11-2019, 05:30 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A shop in the town had a sale
I went, but to no avail
I was after some pants
But minus the ants
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29-11-2019, 10:17 PM
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A shop in the town had a sale
I went, but to no avail
I was after some pants
But minus the ants
So settled for a pint of brown ale

The beer went down a treat
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29-11-2019, 10:43 PM
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The beer went down a treat
But I spilled some over me feet
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30-11-2019, 06:59 AM
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When posting a view on a forum
It's wisest to use some decorum.
Abuse is quite rude
Whether spoken or viewed,
And angers the people who saw 'em.
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30-11-2019, 10:14 AM
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The beer went down a treat
But I spilled some over me feet
Me socks were all wet
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30-11-2019, 10:47 AM
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The beer went down a treat
But I spilled some over me feet
Me socks were all wet
And still are as yet
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30-11-2019, 06:13 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The beer went down a treat
But I spilled some over me feet
Me socks were all wet
And still are as yet
So a bath, then something to eat.



When Fred asked Sal on a date
 
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