29-11-2019, 11:35 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Judsy dear, we filled our purses from your pockets. You are obviously so loaded, you hadn't even missed it.
29-11-2019, 11:35 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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A bowl of cold soup?Or a nice snail sandwich?
How about a worm omelette with no eggs?
That's our snack menu if you'd like us to prepare something nice for you?
30-11-2019, 10:12 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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It would please me if you wimmin bug... er, cleared off out of it. 
Charming! Such a gentleman.
Thought I'd pop in while I have me cup of tea and the men are still snoring.
30-11-2019, 01:38 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
And me. Having rested, I'm now tucking into a full English to fuel me for the rigours of the day.All being well, I shall be exercising my calf and thigh muscles using the very latest in physical training methods as used by the SAS and other well-trained fighting forces, to wit, the well-practised kicking method.
30-11-2019, 06:07 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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And me. Having rested, I'm now tucking into a full English to fuel me for the rigours of the day.All being well, I shall be exercising my calf and thigh muscles using the very latest in physical training methods as used by the SAS and other well-trained fighting forces, to wit, the well-practised kicking method.
Ouch you! Now look what you've done! I've got a bruised bum now - bully.
Your forfeit is . . . you gotta kiss it better.
That'll teach yer.
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