Re: Troll Alert !!
I think I may have a relation of your Trolls, Tabs.
Parked himself in my fireplace, and picks his nose all day.
He's been there for ages, and doesn't cause much bother, so I don't mind.
I will see if I can get a decent photo of him in the next few days, and perhaps you can show his mug shot to your Troll family, see if anybody recognises him.
Aha, here's one just like him, maybe it's his long lost twin. :