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17-05-2020, 09:33 AM
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Morning Gents.

Just a warning that wimmin are expected to go in search of beauty spots this weekend so be on your guard. Try to let them down gently as you tell them to b*gger off.
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Morning Gents.

Just a warning that wimmin are expected to go in search of beauty spots this weekend so be on your guard. Try to let them down gently as you tell them to b*gger off.


"Morning Gents?" - well that's a laugh for a start cos there's no 'Gents' in here. Males yes, but not a single gentleman.

As for the beauty spots, it is US who are the only beauties, and it is people queuing to see US doing our gardening that is causing the traffic mayhem.


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17-05-2020, 03:08 PM
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Okay Mups, out you go. I'm sure you've got more important things to do such as resharpening your lawnmower blades. Anything that gets you out will do.
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17-05-2020, 11:33 PM
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I feel it my duty to pop in and see what you are up to Judsy.

May I suggest you have a early night? Off you go m'dear.

Here's your cocoa . . . have a nice lie in tomorrow.


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18-05-2020, 12:43 AM
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Just checking the coast is still clear, cos that Yorkshire lad is a crafty blighter . . .


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18-05-2020, 10:52 AM
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Ooh I say, I do believe 'They' have all left us at last.


"As I burst into song
And feel full of hope
The males have all gone
They could no longer cope."


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18-05-2020, 12:34 PM
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Ooh I say, I do believe 'They' have all left us at last.


"As I burst into song
And feel full of hope
The males have all gone
They could no longer cope."


Don't celebrate too soon
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18-05-2020, 07:45 PM
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Don't celebrate too soon
Or ever for that matter.
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Ain't that the geologist from the BBT?
 



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