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04-03-2019, 03:16 PM
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Every cloud has a silver lining.............
Oh, she's OK now.

Yes, I see what you mean!
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05-03-2019, 12:05 AM
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a Blind policeman!'
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05-03-2019, 12:09 AM
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Every cloud has a silver lining.............
Hilarious Besoeker!
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05-03-2019, 12:53 PM
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A policeman knocked on my door this morning. He said, “Do you know it’s Pancake Day, Sir?”

I said, “I do officer and so it doesn’t require a member of her majesty’s constabulary to inform me of the fact.”

“No need to get shirty,” replied the officer.” I was just trying to gently inform you about something.”

“What?" I queried.

“Your wife’s been run over by a steamroller.”
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05-03-2019, 01:01 PM
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I would have saved myself all that trouble and simply pushed her in under the door.
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05-03-2019, 01:01 PM
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A policeman knocked on my door this morning. He said, “Do you know it’s Pancake Day, Sir?”

I said, “I do officer and so it doesn’t require a member of her majesty’s constabulary to inform me of the fact.”

“No need to get shirty,” replied the officer.” I was just trying to gently inform you about something.”

“What?" I queried.

“Your wife’s been run over by a steamroller.”
Was the steamroller OK?
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05-03-2019, 01:19 PM
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s something I could really see myself doing.
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05-03-2019, 01:28 PM
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I would have saved myself all that trouble and simply pushed her in under the door.
She would have been too wide to fit.
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05-03-2019, 01:30 PM
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She would have been too wide to fit.
Even when folded over once or twice?
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You could be guarantee no wrinkles
 
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