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But the sailor he floated away
And was to end up in Botany Bay
But it doesn't end there
For on a wing and a prayer
He announced to the World he was Gay.



Old Phil was in tears on the telly

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Old Phil was in tears on the telly
he'd found big black spots on his belly

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Old Phil was in tears on the telly
he'd found big black spots on his belly
As he lifted his vest

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Old Phil was in tears on the telly
He'd found big black spots on his belly
As he lifted his vest
He found black spots on his chest

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Old Phil was in tears on the telly
He'd found big black spots on his belly
As he lifted his vest
He found black spots on his chest
and his legs had both turned to jelly.




A giant Yorkshire pudding appeared

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A giant Yorkshire pudding appeared
To be bigger than the plate I feared

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A giant Yorkshire pudding appeared
To be bigger than the plate I feared
But it sure looked good

Re: Limericks. (New).

A giant Yorkshire pudding appeared
To be bigger than the plate I feared
But it sure looked good
Just as it should

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A giant Yorkshire pudding appeared
To be bigger than the plate I feared
But it sure looked good
Just as it should
Till I cut it, then up it reared.

It scared me I have to admit

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It scared me I have to admit

..... careful.


It scared me I have to admit
Like jelly from a Quatermass pit