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09-11-2018, 02:30 PM
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To keep a sponge cake moist...eat it all at once.
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09-11-2018, 02:32 PM
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STOP nosy neighbours from knowing which room you're in by stealthily crawling around the house on all fours.
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10-11-2018, 06:06 PM
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If your rings get too snug.
Cut your finger off.
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10-11-2018, 11:27 PM
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Suffer from chapped lips??
Go to the neares field full of cows and kiss the nearest one full on its bottom, it won’t cure the soreness..but it’ll stop you licking your lips..
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10-11-2018, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
Suffer from chapped lips??
Go to the neares field full of cows and kiss the nearest one full on its bottom, it won’t cure the soreness..but it’ll stop you licking your lips..
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10-11-2018, 11:30 PM
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Town councils..
Solve the litter problems by issuing blind people with pointy sticks..
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11-11-2018, 08:56 AM
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Haven't got time in a morning to both brush your teeth and have breakfast, simply spread toothpaste on your toast and voila job done.
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12-11-2018, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by MrFraggle ->
Haven't got time in a morning to both brush your teeth and have breakfast, simply spread toothpaste on your toast and voila job done.
Before or after the Marmite?
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12-11-2018, 11:16 PM
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Whilst walking along the High Street, be careful not to walk too close to the edge and fall off.
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13-11-2018, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Before or after the Marmite?
With.
 
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