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While waiting in the post office queue
I really needed a number two
Heavens above, what could I do
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14-11-2018, 10:26 AM
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While waiting in the post office queue
I really needed a number two
Heavens above, what could I do
Don’t sneeze if I was you
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While waiting in the post office queue
I really needed a number two
Heavens above, what could I do
Don’t sneeze if I was you
Fancy queuing when you need a poo.




It's time we had a cleaner rhyme
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14-11-2018, 06:38 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While waiting in the post office queue
I really needed a number two
My "cheeks" I did purse
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14-11-2018, 07:16 PM
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It’s time we had a cleaner rhyme
Something sweet and truly sublime
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

It’s time we had a cleaner rhyme
Something sweet and truly sublime
Words for even the Vicar to see
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It’s time we had a cleaner rhyme
Something sweet and truly sublime
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While he's having his Sunday tea
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

It’s time we had a cleaner rhyme
Something sweet and truly sublime
Words for even the Vicar to see
While he's having his Sunday tea
We'll have to make it another time.




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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

A man from Gravesend in Kent
Took a big lass to his tent
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A man from Gravesend in Kent
Took a big lass to his tent
The tent zip got stuck
 
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