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13-12-2014, 04:07 AM
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Just idle thoughts....

If someone tells you they've lost their voice-they're lying.

'Boo' is Aboriginie for 'return'. [try throwing an ordinary merangue]

1st lesson learnt in school chemistry?...NEVER lick the spoon.

If you think childbirth is painful-try stepping on a plug!

The desire to sing 'The lion sleeps tonight' is never more than a whim away.

If anyone steals your identity-at least you'll know who to look for.

We tried 'spicing it up' with a waterbed-but we just drifted apart.

Neil Diamond was called Neil Coal,until the pressure changed him.

If electricity hadn't been invented,we'd all be watching tv by candlelight.

If you find a cure for earwax,give me a shout

I'm writing a mystery novel....or AM I....

aaaand finally....

Not every flower says 'I love you'...but a rose can.
Not every plant can survive drought...but a cactus can.
Not every vegetable can read...but look at you,lips moving as you have a go.
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13-12-2014, 07:59 PM
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Love it Pug, they made me laugh.
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13-12-2014, 08:48 PM
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Re: Just idle thoughts....

very amusing!
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14-12-2014, 03:13 AM
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Thank you.

For you-a few more daft things...

Apple have given up on the' Apple iTanic'-it syncs whenever it docks,so it's been abandoned.

I dropped my toast this morning-it landed butter-side up!
At first I thought it was a miracle. But I'd merely buttered the wrong side.

Can you use an electric toothbrush if you have clockwork teeth?

I can't count past sept in French-I have a huit allergy.

Knock-Knock.
"Who's there?"
"Dejav".
"Dejav who?"
Knock-Knock.

Can phone-sex give you hearing aids?

Do you know how to think the unthinkable? Ram an ithberg!

[this one's true-try it]
Strangely,'eleven plus two' is an anagram of 'twelve plus one'.
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20-12-2014, 03:40 AM
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How come no psychic has ever won the lottery?
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20-12-2014, 01:43 PM
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Good laugh Pug.
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20-12-2014, 03:02 PM
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I'm in hysterics at some of those, Pug
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20-12-2014, 09:43 PM
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Oh-I thought I could put my errant thoughts here safely.
PLEASE don't tell anyone-I hate that rubber wallpaper they insist I have.

So....more musings...

Harry Potter should start a boy band & call it 'Wand Direction'.

Could only happen to me...I got paper-cuts from my 'Get Well' cards!

It's not quantity,it's quality that get you remembered.
After all,Neville Armstrong walked on the Moon just once - but nobody ever forgets his name!

As moths are attracted to light-why don't they come out during daylight and stop all that bumping into things?

I just won the 'Best-kept secret of the year' award.
...I can't tell you how much that means to me....
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23-12-2014, 12:36 AM
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Last post on this thread 20/12/2014, Idle git.
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23-12-2014, 12:39 AM
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Ya just got gazumped.

Suck it up,Toots.
 
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