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11-11-2018, 04:38 PM
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A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, "Come Again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
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11-11-2018, 04:49 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, "Come Again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
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15-11-2018, 01:31 PM
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If you had to choose between a wonderful wife or a wonderful car .

Would you choose a petrol or a diesel engine ?
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15-11-2018, 01:35 PM
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There was a young man from Ghent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
He folded double
So instead of coming he went.
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15-11-2018, 04:59 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes

Originally Posted by Judd ->
If you had to choose between a wonderful wife or a wonderful car .

Would you choose a petrol or a diesel engine ?
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15-11-2018, 05:03 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes

Originally Posted by Besoeker ->
There was a young man from Ghent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
He folded double
So instead of coming he went.
I think you may have missed a line:

There was a young man from Ghent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
It gave him such trouble
He folded it double
So instead of coming he went.
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15-11-2018, 10:41 PM
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Working at the job centre must be really tense...if you get fired you still have to come in the next day..
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15-11-2018, 10:42 PM
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I had a job drilling holes for water...it was well boring..
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16-11-2018, 04:57 PM
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A bloke goes to the gynaecologist with his wife.

He asked her "Are you a heavy bleeder?"

"You're about 14st now aren't you love?" said the hubby.
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20-11-2018, 02:52 PM
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If your wife ever says she wants to go anywhere you don't want to, simply say "Oh yeah, that's where the really hot blonde works". Problem solved.
 
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