05-07-2021, 04:16 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Judd
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You will notice gentlemen that once again I was the undisputed LTP and did I make a song and dance about it? No, I did not. Neither did I post a Smiley jumping up and down waving a cup, nor something dancing up and down carrying what appears to be a flower of some description.
Why didn't you, I hear you ask? Because we blokes are modest creatures, and we don't like to boast about our victories, of which there are many. We prefer to bask in the knowledge of a job well done, and not to cheapen the victory with pointless symbols.
What a load of old tosh Judsy.
You were last only because being the kind and thoughtful souls that we are,
we chose to let you be last.
That's all there is to it really. We thought you seemed a little down in the dumps at always losing, so we
chose it.
Tut . . sigh . . we are sooooo good to you.
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(Also, us gorgeous ladies not having to get up to pee ten times a night like you men, helps).