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My wife told me sex is better on holiday... that wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.
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I was walking past a farm when I saw a sign saying "Duck,Eggs".I thought to myself "Thats an unnecessary comma" Then it hit me.
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When I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia it was like music to my arse! 😀
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A man ate a clock, it was very time consuming
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I was just offered 8 legs of venison for £200.
Is that just too dear?
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Hi

What is the difference between Brexit and WW2.

WW2 only lasted 6 years.
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
What is the difference between Brexit and WW2.
WW2 only lasted 6 years.
Very good
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Guess who I saw in specsavers!
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How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven!
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit!
 
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