26-07-2021, 04:00 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
A Couple's 60th Wedding Anniversary.Their three kids, all successful professionals, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Doctor Son No. 1 "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
"Not to worry," said the father. "Important thing is we're all together today."
Lawyer Son No. 2 arrived. "You and Mom look great. Dad, I just flew in from Montreal between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you."
"It's nothing," said the father, "We're glad you were able to come."
Just then the Architect Daughter arrived "Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."
After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were really poor, but we managed work hard, scrimp and save, and sacrifice to send each of you to college. Through the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."
The three children gasped and said, "WHAT? You mean we're bastards?"
"Yep," said the father, "Cheap ones, too."
28-07-2021, 02:56 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Percy Vere
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A Couple's 60th Wedding Anniversary.Their three kids, all successful professionals, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Doctor Son No. 1 "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
"Not to worry," said the father. "Important thing is we're all together today."
Lawyer Son No. 2 arrived. "You and Mom look great. Dad, I just flew in from Montreal between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you."
"It's nothing," said the father, "We're glad you were able to come."
Just then the Architect Daughter arrived "Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."
After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were really poor, but we managed work hard, scrimp and save, and sacrifice to send each of you to college. Through the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."
The three children gasped and said, "WHAT? You mean we're bastards?"
"Yep," said the father, "Cheap ones, too."
Good one Percy -- consider it stolen!!
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