Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert saw a man thumbing a lift
As the cars sped by he became a bit miffed
What's wrong with these folk
Are they playing a joke?

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert saw a man thumbing a lift
As the cars sped by he became a bit miffed
What's wrong with these folk
Are they playing a joke?
I need to get home rather swift.




There was a young fella from Leeds

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young fella from Leeds
Who tripped up and spilled all his seeds

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young fella from Leeds
Who tripped up and spilled all his seeds
The birds all swept down

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young fella from Leeds
Who tripped up and spilled all his seeds
The birds all swept down
Which caused him to frown

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young fella from Leeds
Who tripped up and spilled all his seeds
The birds all swept down
Which caused him to frown
As he'll have nothing now growing 'cept weeds.



So now back to the store he sped

Re: Limericks. (New).

So now back to the store he sped
As he needed to refill his shed

Re: Limericks. (New).

So now back to the store he sped
As he needed to refill his shed
But the shop had no more

Re: Limericks. (New).

So now back to the store he sped
As he needed to refill his shed
But the shop had no more
So the customer swore

Re: Limericks. (New).

So now back to the store he sped
As he needed to refill his shed
But the shop had no more
So the customer swore
And gave him a punch in the head


Now that really upset poor old Bert