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There was once a vicar from Ealing
Saw a wasp buzzing round on his ceiling

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There was once a vicar from Ealing
Saw a wasp buzzing round on his ceiling
So he got out his swat

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There was once a vicar from Ealing
Saw a wasp buzzing round on his ceiling
So he got out his swat
The wasp said "No you're not!"

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There was once a vicar from Ealing
Saw a wasp buzzing round on his ceiling
So he got out his swat
The wasp said "No you're not!"
You don’t know with who you are dealing


The vicar went down on his knees

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The vicar went down on his knees
And prayed "Let me get that wasp, please"

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The vicar went down on his knees
And prayed "Let me get that wasp, please"
Then a voice from above said

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The vicar went down on his knees
And prayed "Let me get that wasp, please"
Then a voice from above said
"Perish those thoughts in your head"

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The vicar went down on his knees
And prayed "Let me get that wasp, please"
Then a voice from above said
"Perish those thoughts in your head"
"Or I'll send in a squadron of fleas"



"Did I hear voices" said the boy from the choir

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"Did I hear voices" said the boy from the choir
As he warmed himself next to the fire

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"Did I hear voices?" said the boy from the choir
As he warmed himself next to the fire
It was just the church mouse