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23-09-2013, 06:45 PM
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Can I suggest the gentlemen have regular practice sessions, to be honest I can't see how on earth you can miss something as big as a toilet.
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23-09-2013, 06:48 PM
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I'm thinking it has a lot to do with direction... you know several directions at once? I'm trying to be delicate here..
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23-09-2013, 06:57 PM
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Why dont you just sit down and point it down wards ????
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23-09-2013, 07:36 PM
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That's what I was on about last week, we need something like an agony uncle for us men, and our little peculiarities, God knows there's enough about for the women, we do have some problems and need advice every now and then, lots of men have trouble in the peeing area as they get older, perfectly normal to air such things as far as I can see, why suffer when somebody can steer(or aim) you on the right course of action to take, just look at some of the ads on TV about various body functions stuck in your face when you're having your tea, that's life for you nowadays.
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23-09-2013, 07:43 PM
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And NOW they have male pantie liners... from Depends.. Shields for the little drips and dribbles... and Guards.. for the larger deluges.. Nice to know the boys have their troubles too!
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23-09-2013, 07:45 PM
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Ill be your angony aunt jem ... just tell me all your problems .... I have a practical answer to everything
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23-09-2013, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobaggage ->
Ill be your angony aunt jem ... just tell me all your problems .... I have a practical answer to everything
I owe you Baggy and thanks, have a look in 'Today I have' in about 10 minutes.
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23-09-2013, 08:12 PM
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It was pointed out by a well known female comedian talking about the unfortunate innocent Brazilian who was shot by our police 'marksmen' on the tube some years back....

"He would have been safe if he'd run into the loo and stood in the bowl...I've never known a man that could hit one of those with any accuracy!"
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23-09-2013, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by AudreyII ->
Tweet Tweet. I have more of a problem with the ladies...since I tend not to frequent the Mens Toilets. You know what I'm talking about.. THE HOVERERS. Yep.. they hover over the camode and they end up spraying all over the seat for the next unsuspecting lady to sit down in.. THAT is a horrible feeling.. At least the "hoverers" should raise the seat to enlarge the target.. OR

One thing I found useful in the States was that some loos had paper rings to place on the seats before you used them. Do they still have them Audrey ?
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23-09-2013, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Twizard ->
One thing I found useful in the States was that some loos had paper rings to place on the seats before you used them. Do they still have them Audrey ?
Not all places.. in fact fewer and fewer.
 
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