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04-06-2018, 01:50 PM
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How to annoy people politely

To annoy people who constantly talk on their cell
phone .. when you are with them .. talk about yourself
in the third person ...


Sugarbug is going to do just that !!


Practice here ... to talk in the third person ...
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04-06-2018, 01:53 PM
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Re: How to annoy people politely

Mr Ploppy doesn't have a cell phone. He uses a mobile phone instead.
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04-06-2018, 01:55 PM
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Re: How to annoy people politely

Kick them in the .............
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04-06-2018, 02:00 PM
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Re: How to annoy people politely

Sugarbug feel that Mr Ploppy doesn't need a cell or a mobile phone ...

You can't call yourself Mr Ploppy ..

Sugarbug thinks she has friends .. as for Mr Ploppy , sugarbug feels he has none .
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04-06-2018, 02:05 PM
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Re: How to annoy people politely

Originally Posted by sugarbug ->
To annoy people who constantly talk on their cell
phone .. when you are with them .. talk about yourself
in the third person ...


Sugarbug is going to do just that !!


Practice here ... to talk in the third person ...
Except that someone will call the men in white coats to take you away!
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04-06-2018, 02:11 PM
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Re: How to annoy people politely

Sugar my sweet friend, you simply need to hide your phone and ask to borrow theirs, then accidentally drop it in some coffee - solved.

Mr Poppy has a thing about glass eyes today, so no sense from him.
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04-06-2018, 02:12 PM
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Re: How to annoy people politely

gumbud 'e know wotta uz means and can talk de lingo - so no worries - gumbud 'e uzza de mobil phonna and de cellar phona too - deh worka very well in da cellar - gumbud 'e lika to talk to de 'hole world on de 'phone many times - hurrah!!
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04-06-2018, 02:30 PM
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Re: How to annoy people politely

Not too long back....waiting room..local hospital...packed with people..Rehab accompanied by daughter waiting for a blood test...I am 184th in the queue.they have just called for number 23 ...I am at the point of despair and rapidly approaching Defcon 1...then...wandering in front of us all....a very large Afro Caribbean lady shouting down her mobile...I listened for about 15 secs, she had yet to draw breath...I bloody flipped, I shouted, ‘ you don’t need a phone darling, she can bloody hear you from here,’ Daughter sinks into here seat, Daaad! ’ much tittering from the waiting patients, look of hate from Lady who stomps off like an angry hippo...
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04-06-2018, 02:51 PM
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Re: How to annoy people politely

Hi Sugar

To annoy people who constantly talk on their cell
phone .. when you are with them .. talk about yourself
in the third person ...
...I doubt some of them would even notice
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04-06-2018, 05:52 PM
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Re: How to annoy people politely

Originally Posted by Rehab44 ->
Not too long back....waiting room..local hospital...packed with people..Rehab accompanied by daughter waiting for a blood test...I am 184th in the queue.they have just called for number 23 ...I am at the point of despair and rapidly approaching Defcon 1...then...wandering in front of us all....a very large Afro Caribbean lady shouting down her mobile...I listened for about 15 secs, she had yet to draw breath...I bloody flipped, I shouted, ‘ you don’t need a phone darling, she can bloody hear you from here,’ Daughter sinks into here seat, Daaad! ’ much tittering from the waiting patients, look of hate from Lady who stomps off like an angry hippo...
Dongles loves that story.
 
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