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Re: 30,000 posts!

Originally Posted by Judd ->
We men tend not to have conversations with our wives by virtue that we can never get a word in edgeways. We experienced married men learn to listen to the constant babble and single out the odd word from time to time then nod our heads sagely as if we are taking notice. After around ten minutes off waffling, we have sorted out the wheat from the chaff and have worked out the crux of the conversation so that when there is a pause in the proceedings indicating that a response is required, we can answer in the required manner.

Oh! Is that why many married men, just grunt?

... but if a young dolly bird starts talking to them, the men soon start listening, grin like a Cheshire Cat and yap away!
In fact, on those occasions, they have more rabbit than Sainsbury’s!
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06-07-2019, 03:38 PM
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Re: 30,000 posts!

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Oh! Is that why many married men, just grunt?

... but if a young dolly bird starts talking to them, the men soon start listening, grin like a Cheshire Cat and yap away!
In fact, on those occasions, they have more rabbit than Sainsbury’s!
Sainsbury's?

Do they sell Rabbits?

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06-07-2019, 04:01 PM
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Re: 30,000 posts!

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
If someone had told me three years ago that I would make 30,000 posts on a forum, I would have thought they were mad. Well, here I am, all those posts later and that total doesn't include all the rubbish I spout in 'Last to post' either.

I have enjoyed it (mostly)

Thanks for putting up with me.


Here's to the next 30,000.
30,035 now mate, keep on posting
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06-07-2019, 08:39 PM
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Re: 30,000 posts!

Originally Posted by Rhian ->
Ah yes
And you both nod and say things like
Uh huh
Mm hmmm
Yes dear
Ooh really
Oh yes
That's right
Without moving your eyes away from the screen
Don't you?!
Uh huh
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06-07-2019, 08:39 PM
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Re: 30,000 posts!

Originally Posted by Judd ->
We men tend not to have conversations with our wives by virtue that we can never get a word in edgeways. We experienced married men learn to listen to the constant babble and single out the odd word from time to time then nod our heads sagely as if we are taking notice. After around ten minutes off waffling, we have sorted out the wheat from the chaff and have worked out the crux of the conversation so that when there is a pause in the proceedings indicating that a response is required, we can answer in the required manner.

That's about it judd.
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06-07-2019, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Rehab44 ->
30,035 now mate, keep on posting
Ta Rehab. I'm sure half of them were just smilieys but they all count.
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06-07-2019, 08:44 PM
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Re: 30,000 posts!

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Oh! Is that why many married men, just grunt?

... but if a young dolly bird starts talking to them, the men soon start listening, grin like a Cheshire Cat and yap away!
In fact, on those occasions, they have more rabbit than Sainsbury’s!
We have a hidden repertoire which only comes out when the dolly birds appear. Big smiles, actually listen to what they are saying and a little bit of humour to finish off. Can't go wrong.
 
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