That's nothing!

Our house was lifted up last year and blown all the way across the other side of town.

Then a couple of weeks later when the wind changed, it was blown all the way back again, exactly to where it started out.

And I can prove that's not exaggeration: if you look at it now it is exactly in place, completely aligned with the front path.

Strangely - believe it or not - all the services: electrical cables, water and gas pipes, drains, etc. were all back in exact alignment too.

The proof is there for all to see.

BTW, I hope you got all your bloomers back. You'd be lost without them.

Strangely - believe it or not - all the services: electrical cables, water and gas pipes, drains, etc. were all back in exact alignment too.

The proof is there for all to see.

Haha, ya daft a'peth.
You win.

Aye.....an pigs fly backwards in Pudsey