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10-08-2019, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Hmmm, now tell me pathfinder, when did you first feel the need to end your life?
Well I definitely wouldn't have risked assisted suicide (voluntary death assisted by women posters on OFF) by starting such a thread!
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10-08-2019, 03:30 PM
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What about wimmin?
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged wimmin'!
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10-08-2019, 03:41 PM
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Women are underrated.

In real life they attend our every need.

In cyberspace they delight us with their worries and their opinions. Bless.
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10-08-2019, 03:46 PM
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Over-rated? most certainly not! Without us, there would be no future. We could do without men though, just build more sperm banks and we have no need of you at all. You would simply be surplus to requirement. And no! we wouldn't even need you for "THAT" either, we have after all, Ann Summers.
Erm....where would you get the “ deposits “ in the sperm banks if there were no men...?
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10-08-2019, 04:12 PM
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Erm....where would you get the “ deposits “ in the sperm banks if there were no men...?
There were men once upon a time & they became extinct, but they left their sperm in banks before that happened. Women would evolve to be able to make themselves fertile eventually & have no need of sperm, they would make their own. If no men existed.
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10-08-2019, 04:52 PM
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I would never "knock" women, maybe bang some though.
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10-08-2019, 05:14 PM
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Tis said that the perfect woman should be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen, and a whore in the bedroom.
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10-08-2019, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by shropshiregirl ->
Over-rated? most certainly not! Without us, there would be no future. We could do without men though, just build more sperm banks and we have no need of you at all. You would simply be surplus to requirement. And no! we wouldn't even need you for "THAT" either, we have after all, Ann Summers.
Ann Summers?

Some of the girls that I dated before meeting the memsahib would have needed a Black and Decker orbital sander to rub one off!
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10-08-2019, 05:26 PM
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Ann Summers?

Some of the girls that I dated before meeting the memsahib would have needed a Black and Decker orbital sander to rub one off!
Oh so you chose rough girls before the memsahib!
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10-08-2019, 05:35 PM
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Oh so you chose rough girls before the memsahib!
More a case of they chose me really.

My party tricks that included being able to breath through my ears and lick my eyebrows became somewhat well known!
 
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