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You're in the Dunny
Deflating bloated tummy
starts off firm
then gets runny
Right where's the paper
it's usually on the draper
just a cardboard inner
and antisocial vapour
Just have to do without
that's how it is in nature
just fix a smile
and laugh and sing
no one need know bout
the soiled stinging Ring.