01-05-2021, 03:36 PM
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Re: World naked Gardening day today :)
I know you that there are cultural differences between our countries, but I really don't understand why you all expect your vegetables to wear clothes.I can't even imagine what it must be like to get melon vines through the armholes of shirts and keep hats on tomatoes. Sweaters (jumpers) on cucumbers? Abusive!!!
Further, to exploit naked cacti, fruit and vegetables (the way God intended) by mocking them in shared photographs seems especially cruel.
Sorry, but my tomatoes, eggplants, limes, peppers, and plants will continue to live and thrive as God intended - in all their naked glory! I have every intention of teaching them to be proud of their bodies, while affording them their privacy.
Get those awful clothes off those poor veggies and offer them more respect. For shame!
01-05-2021, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Surfermom
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I know you that there are cultural differences between our countries, but I really don't understand why you all expect your vegetables to wear clothes. I can't even imagine what it must be like to get melon vines through the armholes of shirts and keep hats on tomatoes. Sweaters (jumpers) on cucumbers? Abusive!!!
Further, to exploit naked cacti, fruit and vegetables (the way God intended) by mocking them in shared photographs seems especially cruel.
Sorry, but my tomatoes, eggplants, limes, peppers, and plants will continue to live and thrive as God intended - in all their naked glory! I have every intention of teaching them to be proud of their bodies, while affording them their privacy.
Get those awful clothes off those poor veggies and offer them more respect. For shame!
01-05-2021, 04:02 PM
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Re: World naked Gardening day today :)
Originally Posted by Primus1
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The lady next door does naked gardening, she’s quite brazen about it, she showed me her clematis, she said she used to like it in the border, but it was best up against the wall, then she asked me how my shaggy soldier was doing, I said it wasn’t as good as my stiffcock which I said would be magnificent this year, she asked about her husbands sticky Willie, I thought it didn’t look good and might benefit from her giving it a hand with some supports, our gardens should be lovely this year These are all real plant names btw..
02-05-2021, 08:20 AM
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Re: World naked Gardening day today :)
Originally Posted by AnnieS
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I just saw this trending on twitter and was intrigued.... Apparently this is an annual event on 1st May. There are some great twitter photos of people with strategically placed plants. The best one was a man holding a large cactus!
So would you do this? Would you ever be able to look your neighbours in the eye again?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...f-Morning.html
I don't go naked in my garden but often in my boxers - I have a 6ft fence all round so I don't frighten the horses.
02-05-2021, 09:46 AM
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Re: World naked Gardening day today :)
Originally Posted by Primus1
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The lady next door does naked gardening, she’s quite brazen about it, she showed me her clematis, she said she used to like it in the border, but it was best up against the wall, then she asked me how my shaggy soldier was doing, I said it wasn’t as good as my stiffcock which I said would be magnificent this year, she asked about her husbands sticky Willie, I thought it didn’t look good and might benefit from her giving it a hand with some supports, our gardens should be lovely this year These are all real plant names btw..
02-05-2021, 01:53 PM
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Re: World naked Gardening day today :)
Originally Posted by Primus1
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The lady next door does naked gardening, she’s quite brazen about it, she showed me her clematis, she said she used to like it in the border, but it was best up against the wall, then she asked me how my shaggy soldier was doing, I said it wasn’t as good as my stiffcock which I said would be magnificent this year, she asked about her husbands sticky Willie, I thought it didn’t look good and might benefit from her giving it a hand with some supports, our gardens should be lovely this year These are all real plant names btw..
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