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20-07-2013, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by oldbugger ->
To be fair, her's is still gasping for breath, mine drowned in the sewer waters years ago
I'm very 'chaste' I'll have you know - morally pure
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20-07-2013, 10:19 AM
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sorry Pats my eyes aren't too clever this morning I thought you said you were being chased.
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20-07-2013, 10:22 AM
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sorry Pats my eyes aren't too clever this morning I thought you said you were being chased.


They wouldn't have to run far to catch me .......
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20-07-2013, 10:40 AM
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Good heavens PatsCG, what an admission to make.
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20-07-2013, 10:57 AM
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Didn't mean it like that - cheeky gal
Tell ya what - I'm 'cheering up'
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20-07-2013, 11:06 AM
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Re: How did I get to this age???

You know what they say:
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away
a laugh a minute means there's something in it
while a bloomin' frown gets everyone down.
I'm off out with the dog I'll go and annoy the ducks instead,
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20-07-2013, 11:21 AM
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Re: How did I get to this age???

Originally Posted by Pats CG ->


They wouldn't have to run far to catch me .......

Its not the distance that counts Pats darlin' but the speed. A snail on spliff could race and beat me.
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20-07-2013, 11:52 AM
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Re: How did I get to this age???

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Its not the distance that counts Pats darlin' but the speed. A snail on spliff could race and beat me.
not if it was for a pork and apple pie I'll bet??
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20-07-2013, 12:27 PM
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not if it was for a pork and apple pie I'll bet??

Yes Hazel - even them!!! - but I pre-empted them by 'phoning the pie shop, reserving a couple and took a leisurely stroll down there. Can't walk back up the hill again, so caught the bus back.
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20-07-2013, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by hazel ->
well if you'd seen the antics on the bed with my O/H whose back suddenly went, I offered to get on top instead, but found my knees very painful (like kneeling on sharp stones) so wriggled off before we'd actually finished, will have to find a new way of getting fitted sheet on the bed, it irritated me all night.
Brilliant hazel. Thanks for the laugh ( and the even funnier mental images )
 
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