21-02-2016, 08:06 PM
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Re: The origin and history of the poink
Originally Posted by Jem
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One must stand up for ones fellow man in times like this when he stands alone amongst great odds, not to worry Nom, remember "Yea though we walk through the valley of Poinks and Pillows do we feel no fear"
Was that your knees I just heard knocking Jem? 
21-02-2016, 11:46 PM
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Re: The origin and history of the poink
Originally Posted by Jem
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One must stand up for ones fellow man in times like this when he stands alone amongst great odds, not to worry Nom, remember "Yea though we walk through the valley of Poinks and Pillows do we feel no fear"
Now look what you've done,Tess. I'm sorry, but I do feel strongly about a week long ban from the pub for Jem.
If he still persists in being disorderly, I would say no supper and lock him in his workshop for one night as well. That should sort it.
I'm really being too kind here, but I like Jem and wouldn't like to see him 'pillowed.'
22-02-2016, 12:12 AM
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Re: The origin and history of the poink
Originally Posted by TessA
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You're a hard woman Mups! I may just look the other way however if Jem and Nom makes good case for leniency I may have to grant them a softer sentence.
Grovel away guys!
Fair enough. I admit I get a bit emotional sometimes.
If they put forward a good case, I might be prepared to compromise, just for you Tess - but no promises. I'll try.
22-02-2016, 12:26 AM
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Re: The origin and history of the poink
Originally Posted by Mups
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I think I prefer another method Art. I have every confidence the Chief Nom is not a heartless creature deep down. I have some ideas to ensure he cannot resist me.I shall put me best frock on, and wear me tiara made from Eagle feathers, spray some perfume that smells of bird droppings, and have some of his favourite Pease Pudding on the table waiting for him. I also slipped the management a tenner to play birdsong music all evening.
Have faith my friend, he will not stand a chance. So weak at the knees he will become, so utterly besotted with me, he will be like putty in my hands.
Put some money aside for a new hat, Art, and be prepared to summon the others at short notice.
Here get practicing......
http://youtu.be/iz6iENNnf08
22-02-2016, 12:53 AM
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Re: The origin and history of the poink
Originally Posted by Artangel
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Mups, I thought you might put on your tight fitting, fluffy yellow chick outfit and gyrate sexily in front of Nom, to the Birdie Song tune!Here get practicing......
http://youtu.be/iz6iENNnf08
What an excellent idea Art.
When he's finished his Spotted Dick & Custard, I can nip into the ladies and swap costumes.
I can then do me little dance for a grande finale, before he nods off.
Oooh I'm so excited, I do believe our joint effort should do the trick at last Art. I hope so, because I can't wait another 4 years until the next leap year.
P.S. Can you keep Jem amused that night please, I don't want him spoiling the moment. Ta.
22-02-2016, 12:54 AM
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Re: The origin and history of the poink
Originally Posted by Artangel
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Mups, I thought you might put on your tight fitting, fluffy yellow chick outfit and gyrate sexily in front of Nom, to the Birdie Song tune!Here get practicing......
http://youtu.be/iz6iENNnf08
22-02-2016, 03:13 AM
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Re: The origin and history of the poink
Originally Posted by Mups
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No you can't Boozy. Art will be locking you in the shed with Jem so we know what you're up to. .
Aaaaawwwwww Mups.
I Missed out again!
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