19-06-2016, 12:24 PM
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Re: Smut innuendo and associated silliness
I did have a nice time in Llandudno,
but of course it would have been nicer if my Wife could have been with me.
The hotel woman singer artist could have been better,
but I did join the dancers on the floor for some dancing.
And indeed, I did behave myself.
Of course, my Wife does know I went to Llandudno these nights she is away,
and because she trusts me, that is fine.
19-06-2016, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Boozercruiser
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Thank you for your interest Carol.I did have a nice time in Llandudno,
but of course it would have been nicer if my Wife could have been with me.
The hotel woman singer artist could have been better,
but I did join the dancers on the floor for some dancing.
And indeed, I did behave myself.
Of course, my Wife does know I went to Llandudno these nights she is away,
and because she trusts me, that is fine.
19-06-2016, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Perfection is leaving the teeth out. 
Unfortunately she had to have all of her teeth out at age 23.
This meant of course that she had to wear dentures.
When we did that and the evening/night was over,
we used to have a chat about how the evening had gone with our other swappers.
On one occasion she told me that a particular bloke wanted her to take her dentures out,
so as to help him out.
Of course she obliged the little pervert!
You will have to use your smutty innuendo silly minds to work out what I am talking about!
19-06-2016, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55
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Kenny, have you ever thought that she doesn't trust you, but just hopes you will run away with some floozy while she is away?
How could you say that?!
You are awful.
But I like you!
19-06-2016, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Boozercruiser
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That reminds me of when my first Wife and I used to swing.Unfortunately she had to have all of her teeth out at age 23.
This meant of course that she had to wear dentures.
When we did that and the evening/night was over,
we used to have a chat about how the evening had gone with our other swappers.
On one occasion she told me that a particular bloke wanted her to take her dentures out,
so as to help him out.
Of course she obliged the little pervert!
You will have to use your smutty innuendo silly minds to work out what I am talking about!
19-06-2016, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Tpin
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hope she carried some spare dentu-fix with her.
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